Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
I just checked and if you bring a picture of your ex they will shred it and give you a free 'hater shot'. Would it be too much to print off one of their wedding pictures and bring it?
I really love that you're not going the 'why am I not married and having a kid yet?' route, but rather 'thank god I dodged that bullet'
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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