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I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
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Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
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I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
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