Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
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my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
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I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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