p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
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All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
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I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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