i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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