If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
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