Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
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Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
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I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
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