Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
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All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
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I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
last night I used snow as a chaser
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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