Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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