I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Randomize
