so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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