When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
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They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
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How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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