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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
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Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
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Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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