I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
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