White coat. Heels.
Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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