he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
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