I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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