please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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