I'm going to jail i love you
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
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so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
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I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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