I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY