Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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