Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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