Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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