so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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