Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
Randomize
