Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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