I'm going to jail i love you
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
