her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
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he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
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I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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