so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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