So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
i used baking grease as lip gloss
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
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Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
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When did angry sex become our thing?
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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