Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
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Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
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I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
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