Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
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But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
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We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
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