Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
wanna go halves on a baby?
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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