no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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