Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
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Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
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Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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