Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
Randomize
