im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
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He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
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The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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