between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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