There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
True but thats because hes a fetus.
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
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what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
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Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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