Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
This toilet bowl is my home.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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