some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
accomplished twins. life is a go
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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