god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
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You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
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I JUST MACED MY OWN FACE
This is by far the best text I have ever woken up to.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
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