Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
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