Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
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She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
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Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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