So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
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