just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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