Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I still have a little drunk in my system
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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