i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
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Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
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We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
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