She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
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I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
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Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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