And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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