I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
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So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
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I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
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