I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
Did you pee in the oven last night??
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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