by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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