I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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