your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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