so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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